Pres. Bush plays chess
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:41 pm
That's right ladies and gentleman, George W Bush played chess against Dick Cheney at Dick's secret underground nuclear bomb proof shelter! Dubya claimed he did not really know how to play very well and at one point he asked Dick, "How do you move the horse?" (it should be noted here that the Pres. had been observed trying to play Vladimir Putin for stakes unknown. He lost, reportedly due to his inability to handle vodka.) Even though Mr. Cheney is rated higher than George, he had to resign as a result of a battery failure in his pacemaker. President Bush declined comment concerning the match but did state, however, his rating went up by 32 points!!