Chess Cold War

[ecperreault]

Cliff !!!
eh... what is this secret stuff about?
The 2012 Zapper Memorial Tournament has become secretive now?
I demand my rights ... or something like that.
Who is playing? What are the Match numbers? Which way did he go? Where is the zoo? What was she wearing? What is George having for lunch?
I need to know these important things!
Would it be possible to just list the Match numbers in this forum so we all may follow the games?
Or is this a 'Private Affair'?
There is a certain nosy reporter who would like public access to view these games. I am sure he is very capable at finding the numbers himself, however, let's post them for all to share.
What are the teams and the players anyways?
Would be nice to who plays for what team also.

[cliff]

If you're really really interested in the Zapper details, Euguen, that's no problem at all.

I'll be glad to share them with you.



Of course you know that once you'be seen them we'll have to have you killed.
Sorry about that, but rules are rules, you know...

Unfortunately, George, our Security Chief and "Hit - Cat" is busy with all the final Zapper 2012 preperations, and can't handle the hit at the moment. He requests you to call 1-800-HIT-MANN, and ask for "Slick."



It is, however, Tax Season, and it's their busiest time of the year. They have a backlog of accountants, lawyers, and IRS and RevCan agents to take care of first. They may be able to squeeze your hit in someimte late July or early August, though.

If that seems like too much trouble, you're welcome to check the requested data on the forum thread 2012 Zapper Memorial Tournament Reports, where it's about to annoounced amyway.

That would save Slick and Gearge the problems!

[ecperreault]

OK.
I shall ship the fresh salmon out to George immediately as per the deal.
Out.