Search found 29 matches

by petemarkou
Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:45 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: gmiller: 2 kings -- no draw
Replies: 13
Views: 14336

Gregor, surely a draw is more than justified for each side (and it´s honorful for you to have claimed it), but in my eyes the claim should be your opponnent´s duty: - he is significantly down in time (in your game), - he has refused your earlier offers, - he has lost more than 10% of his games by...
by petemarkou
Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:08 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: gmiller: 2 kings -- no draw
Replies: 13
Views: 14336

That guy is in my blacklist. I refuse to play against him anymore
by petemarkou
Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:12 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Does this Mr Bush play chess?
Replies: 2
Views: 8571

His father recently told him. My son; in Iraq you made the same mistake I did with your mother. You should have pulled out early....
by petemarkou
Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:08 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Where is this Goerge Bush??
Replies: 1
Views: 6917

An absolute requirement in plying chess is to possess a brain :lol: :lol:
by petemarkou
Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: World Chess Championship Mexico
Replies: 2
Views: 5013

Go to chessgames site and follow the link to the wc forum. People there give 6-7 free sites with commentaries. e.g. Chess championship tournament games LIVE: Official site http://partidas.chessmexico.com/ * Gelfand Morozevich with Goran Urosevic http://www.chessdom.com/wcc-mexico-... * GM Grischuk (...
by petemarkou
Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:00 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: playing in the nude//////???????
Replies: 11
Views: 12877

It was a joke of course :D
by petemarkou
Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:25 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: playing in the nude//////???????
Replies: 11
Views: 12877

wifes

I agree with pagsco. I have to tell you what happened to me last weekend. I visited my girlfriend's family. They were very friendly, her parents were very polite and her sisters who are very educated talked with me on various subject. However, her husband was a little bit cold!
by petemarkou
Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:23 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Too Much Time....
Replies: 5
Views: 9279

If thats the case then Bush should invade this country and bring piece and stability :lol:
by petemarkou
Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:12 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: playing in the nude//////???????
Replies: 11
Views: 12877

massage

Well, I dont know of too many establishment in the US except perhaps a few places in Vegas. They will do a number of kinky stuff but if you tell them to do your chess routine they will probably kick you out! :D :lol: :D :lol:
by petemarkou
Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:43 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: 2007 Tournament
Replies: 19
Views: 20706

Play some games against me. Your rating will go up again! :D
by petemarkou
Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:31 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Journey With Tough Goodbyes Along the Way!
Replies: 1
Views: 3965

Do you need a minivan?
by petemarkou
Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:30 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Too Much Time....
Replies: 5
Views: 9279

When you are both 96 years old with alsheimer you will probably forget these games :D
by petemarkou
Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:40 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: playing in the nude//////???????
Replies: 11
Views: 12877

mic
I came to the conclusion: You need help!
by petemarkou
Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:38 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Jeffery C. Jones 1963-2007
Replies: 23
Views: 28898

Condoleances

Greg
I am very sad to hear of the passing of your brother and fellow chess player Jeff. My condoleances to you and your family.
Pete
by petemarkou
Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:00 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Any shrinks on Net-Chess?
Replies: 2
Views: 4635

Thanks Greg!
by petemarkou
Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:49 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: The famous 8 bishop game
Replies: 8
Views: 9885

It was kind of torture in the sense that I delayed the loss from someone who wanted to loose fast! But my intention was to create something funny..
by petemarkou
Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:34 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: GNU Bug...or another in need of psychiatric help...?
Replies: 5
Views: 6690

In this case the solution is easy. You switch sides and send the com to the shrink ( I think the name of the doctor is Greg Miller) :D
by petemarkou
Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:25 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Any shrinks on Net-Chess?
Replies: 2
Views: 4635

Any shrinks on Net-Chess?

Greg
I have this game g1104807161
which ended with a King vs King endgame. My opponent will not accept a draw. Is there solution? I believe you should ban this player and also recommend a good mental institutions. It is clear that he is mentally disturbed and cannot haddle failure.
by petemarkou
Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:24 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Alternative Topic: Performance Enhancing Drugs
Replies: 17
Views: 18705

Tarzan-Jane

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex ? ''Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, " T...
by petemarkou
Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:54 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Please ban idontknow from the system
Replies: 30
Views: 33627

The ban is not a solution since she had a different username before and changed it. She will probably return with a different username. My solution is to try to avoid games with her.
by petemarkou
Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:15 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Please ban idontknow from the system
Replies: 30
Views: 33627

The problem is.. after almost a year and hundreds of games there is no sign of improvement. I have the theory that she is actually a badly manufactured chess computer
by petemarkou
Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:51 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: The famous 8 bishop game
Replies: 8
Views: 9885

My next endgame involves ten knights!
by petemarkou
Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:56 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: The famous 8 bishop game
Replies: 8
Views: 9885

The famous 8 bishop game

Clip here to view the famous 8 bishop game
http://www.slowchess.com/viewgame.cgi?p ... 2304&r=403
by petemarkou
Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:32 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: What do you do when only two Kings are left
Replies: 5
Views: 7930

Thanks Greg
by petemarkou
Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:18 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: What do you do when only two Kings are left
Replies: 5
Views: 7930

Is it worth the time?

This is supposed to be a gentlemans game. One should show some class and accept the result. Is it worth the time? I will simply not make a move until the time expires.
by petemarkou
Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:05 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: What do you do when only two Kings are left
Replies: 5
Views: 7930

What do you do when only two Kings are left

What do you do when two kings are left on the board and the **** does not accept a draw?
http://www.slowchess.com/viewgame.cgi?p ... 9811730535
by petemarkou
Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:21 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Use of engines in matchs
Replies: 10
Views: 11097

chess engines

Where can I find one of these Chess Engines :D
by petemarkou
Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:15 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: It's that time again ... Bret's Cup '06!
Replies: 52
Views: 109776

Bret
I would like to join the tournament if it is not too late.
All the best
Pete
by petemarkou
Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:49 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Rating Floor
Replies: 0
Views: 3821

Rating Floor

Can anybody explain what is the rating floor? I noticed recently that my rating does not go under 2000 !